What the hell were you thinking? Did you seriously think you were going to outbox Floyd Mayweather?
I guess I’m not sure how they do things in Mexico, but here in the United States of America – we play to our strengths. Since you are naturally bigger and stronger than Money May MAYBE it would have been a good idea to fight on the inside.
You did know you were boxing and not playing follow the leader, right? It looked like your game plan was to follow Mayweather around the ring like a magnet. I guess nobody ever taught you how to cut off the ring.
Your newest and biggest hater
Dear Floyd Mayweather,
You’re still vastly overrated. Don’t think for one second that you’re not. The question on my mind during your domination of Canelo Alvarez was, “How the heck did you NOT win Dancing With the Stars?”
For somebody with as much boxing experience as you, I am amazed you still think you’re in a keep away dancing competition every time you enter the ring. You know you’re allowed to throw a power shot or be the aggressor every once and awhile, right?
Thanks to Canelo being a useless overhyped tool, you now have no excuse NOT to retire undefeated. That still doesn’t mean you’re one of the top 10 fighters to ever live, but of course some of your fans will continue to swing from your nuts and hype you up as the best ever.
Anyone with a brain in their skull knows you’re nowhere near being the greatest of all time. But that’s fine. I also know you’re not the brightest tool in the shed. You’ll be dead broke and begging strangers for money once you’re retired for five years. Maybe you should go buy a few more mansions and another Lamborghini or two.
Dear MyBoxing Readers,
I wrote the above letters because I spent all day completely stoked for a great main event only to suffer through a disappointing and overhyped main event.
I know a lot of people are already starting to hype up Danny Garcia as a legit contender to defeat Mayweather, but those people need to shut up. Garcia is a great fighter when his opponents are dumb enough to come to him, but that wouldn’t happen with Mayweather.
You really want to know who Money May should fight next? I don’t know. Maybe he should take a few more street fights with his girlfriends. At least those gals would probably be smart enough not to try and outbox a superior boxer. Surely not everyone can be as dumb as Canelo Alvarez, right?